Today was open day at the school that I work. When the head originally annouced in briefing that the school was hosting an open day for prospective year 7 students, I had visions of parents coming in to grill each member of the staff on how they perform. The reality? Quite different.
Down in one of the English classrooms with one other teacher and the head of the department we had a group of current little year 7 students. The aim was to display to visiting parents and their offspring was to display the type of activities their kids could expect to be involved in if they came to the school. So what did we do? We set the kids the task of creating an impromptu play.
Asking the kids what story they wanted to act, they chose Peter Pan. Ok, fine, fair enough. first they had to brainstorm all the characters and the locations and then they had to write 4 scenes to perform. The next thing I know there is a tiny year 7 girl under a table with a sheet of paper on her head. When asked what she was doing ? She happily informed that she was playing Nana and that the table was the kennel!!!
Then the little lad playing Peter, decided he wanted a hat and that it had to be green. So I looked inside the cupboard in the classroom and spotted a large green sheet of paper. PerfectI thought!
Taking the piece of paper out I olded it up and turned it into a hat for little Peter Pan, who was extremely proud of his attire.
The department head looking closely at the hat, noticed some writing. Then asked "Is that my SATs Poster?" To my horror and embarrassment I realised it was - Oooops! I thought she was going to kill me, but thankfully she didn't!
Meanwhile parents were wandering around the building going in and out of classrooms. Those brave enough to entre the chaos that was the English room were greeted by the farcical scene of 1 child pretending to be a dog and another pretending to fly by lying half on a table! God knows what they actually thought and what the connection to English was!!
Saying that some of the kids that came, you could just take one look at them and you knew exactly what kind of kid he/she was. The type you knew were going to be proper little nightmares!!! Myself and the other teachers would just look at each other and pray that the parents would opt for the school down the road!
To be honest, while I love my job and I don't mind living in England. Working in an English school makes you more aware of how English society works. You got the ordinary decent people that you would find in any country and then you got those that I could only as a foreigner describe as quintessentially English. That smug self-satisfied, we are vastly superior to all others attitude that only the English really seem to have! It's hard to explain exactly - I guess the only way I can explain these kind of people to others is to explain about the English obsession with queing. Your in a store and their is a que for the checkout. Everybody ques in a nice orderly patient manner - that is until they are almost at the counter - than the polite waiting is fecked out the window and the idea of waiting even the 30 seconds it takes you to put your stuff in your bag is completely chucked out the window! Oh no! They couldn't possibly wait another moment, they are pushing you aside, leaning over, shouting over your shoulder their haste for attention. It has to be the most maddening thing and completely sums up the total disregard that people have for others. - arghhhhhhh.
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